Powdered Toast Man

I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc. Now let's have some fun.

I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio.

PTM: You are probably thinking "is he going to interview himself? He has finally gone crazy." No, I haven't gone that crazy yet. Today I am going to share my pros and cons list about myself. And who better to do that than me? Before I start I just want to point out how sexy I look in that picture. I know what you are thinking ladies and the answer is yes.

Pros

I have a killer physique

I have a great sense of humor

I know the Muffin Man

My penis has it's own blog

LL Cool J asks me for advice on the ladies

I can fart cinnamon sugar on command

My great-great grandfather knew the guy that invented ketchup

With just a phone call I have the ability to take out Justin Bieber or Snooki if need be

I am still close friends with Ren & Stimpy

I am fertile, my wife is pregnant

Cons

I'm married, sorry ladies

My head attracts a lot of hungry birds

I am known to start fights with random homeless people at soup kitchens

I have never seen Game of Thrones

I know longer receive royalty checks for being on Ren & Stimpy

I was drunk on election day in 2004 and voted for Bush

I am allergic to small boobs

I get teased when people don't recognize me

I have recurring zombie nightmares

I am addicted to sniffing jelly beans